Shropshire
Beekeepers' Association

Newsletter : December 2006
1. Editor's Notes
When I went out into the garden on the 1st December, the sound of bees foraging pollen on the Mahonia was as loud as on the May blossom in spring. This will encourage brood rearing so is an early warning to check for adequate stores soon and, if necessary, be ready to feed candy so as to see the colony right through the early months of the new year.
Congratulations to all those members who found their way to the November indoor meeting at Shrewsbury School, despite the fact that I forgot the confirm the date in the last Newsletter. Just in case I do the same again sometime, all you need to remember is that indoor meetings are always held on the second Wednesday of the month and start at 7.30 p.m. The venue may be more of a moveable feast until we can find a permanent home, so watch out for that information (which will also be posted on the website).
Since the last Newsletter I have experienced a ‘fatal’ computer crash. Not only that, but my stand-alone backup hard-disk drive failed as well! One of the consequences is that I lost my email address book so cannot contact those members who have signed up for email notification of this Newsletter. Could I therefore please ask those members, and indeed anyone else who would like to collect their Newsletters this way in future, just to email me with the words ‘SBKA Newsletter’ in the message heading so that I can build a new database. (N.B. You can just try this as an experiment – if you then decide you want to revert to a posted version, simply let me know).
Please note that in order to continue receiving the Newsletter you must have paid the SBKA subscription by the end of this month at the latest. Contact the treasurer if you have any queries.
2. Next Meeting
The December meeting will have an important agenda item, which is the election of the Committee to serve through to next October. You will remember that this item was deferred from the AGM because no nominations had then been received. Contact the secretary immediatelyif you wish to nominate someone (with his/her permission) or to offer your own service to the association for nomination at this meeting. You do not need any specialised committee experience nor skill as a beekeeper!! We just need colleagues with ideas for developing the Association and the willingness to undertake some of the straightforward tasks involved. Remember, the SBKA cannot continue without a functioning committee. The commitment is not heavy in terms of the time involved so come along to vote and offer your practical support.
As always in December, we will also have some more general socialising with seasonal food and drink. Contributions to provisions will be very welcome.
Date: 13th December. Time 7.30 p.m. The venue will be one of the meeting rooms at Shirehall. At the time of writing we do not know which one but it will be posted in the entrance foyer.
3. November Meeting Report
The November meeting was a presentation by Dave Sutton (to whom congratulations are due for his appointment as Regional Bee Inspector) on the recognition of damage to brood caused by pests and diseases. We first took a light-hearted ‘test’ which involved trying to identify from photographs the damage caused by the foul broods, varroa, wax moth, chalk brood and other common pestilences. Then we had a ‘hands-on’ look at a set of diseased brood frames, most showing the effects of European Foul Brood but also one displaying American Foul Brood.
Dave talked us through the routines that he and the seasonal inspectors carry out. It was clear from his description that it is difficult for such a small group to keep on top of the inspections required to deal with the notifiable diseases. Nevertheless he was keen to confirm that he would always respond to requests from members who had concerns about a colony. Far better to spend time, he emphasised, in exonerating a suspect hive than to miss a potentially serious outbreak of foul-brood disease.
We also saw demonstrated the field kits that inspectors now use to confirm brood disease on-site and finished with a preview of the new website being developed by the NBU on which all beekeepers will be able to review the national picture and add their own colony records.
4. Brain Teaser From Celia And Cyril Davis
Alternative Definitions
The following are alternative dictionary definitions (to be found in Chambers Dictionary) for terms that are used in beekeeping. Can you identify the beekeeping term?
(The Warwickshire Beekeeper, September 2006 [Courtesy BEES])
5. More Puzzles
6. Christmas Crackers
If you like to make your own Christmas Crackers, here are some ‘jokes’ and riddles you can use!
7. Puzzles Answers
Puzzle 4. Alternative Definitions.
(Answers to all puzzles at the end)
DRESS
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LESS IMP
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PORT
SOME
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SELF
FOR
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MANIA
MAY
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LINE
REST
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WORK
(b) What object has keys that do not open locks, space but no
room and you can enter but not go in?
(c) What ends in a ‘w’ but has no end?
One day, their neighbour came by to see how they were doing after their father's death. The three sons told him their problem. After thinking for a while, the neighbour said: "I'll be right back!" He went away, and when he came back, the three sons could divide the cows according to their father's will, and in such a way that each of them got a whole number of cows. How did they do it?
Q: Who is the bees favourite singer?
A: Sting!
Q: Who is the bees favourite pop group?
A: The bee gees!
Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps?
A: Issues a royal pardon!
Q: What kind of bees hum and drop things?
A: Fumble bees!
Q: What’s a bees favourite flower?
A: The bee-gonia!
Q: What do you call a bee born in May?
A: A maybe!
Q: What kind of bee can’t be understood?
A: A mumble bee!
Q: What do bees chew?
A: Bumble gum!
Q: What’s a bee-line?
A: The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!
Q: What do you call a bee who’s had a spell put on him?
A: Bee-witched!
Q: Who is a bee’s favourite classical music composer?
A: Bee-thoven!
Q: Who writes books for little bees?
A: Bee-trix Potter!
Q: What’s a bees favourite novel?
A: The Great Gats-bee!
Q: What did the confused bee say?
A: To bee or not to bee!
1. Brood   2. Mead   3. Colony   4. Honey   5. Mite   6. Comb   7. Cell   8. Cast   9. Piping   10. Frame
11. Extract   12. Uncap   13. Bottle   14. Section   15. Honeycomb   16. Sting   17. Strain   18. Absconding   19. Wag   20. Drone
21. Swarm   22. Hive  23. Feeder   24. Egg   25. Smoker.
Puzzle 5.
5/1.   The number = 16
5/2.    The words are AGE   AIR   ONE   EGO   HEM   ART.   The centre letters spell out the word GINGER
5/3.    (a) silence   (b) a computer keyboard (c)   rainbow
5/4.    The neighbour borrowed an extra cow, to make the total number of cows 18. Then the oldest son got 1/2 of 18 = 9 cows the middle son got 1/3 of 18 = 6 cows and the youngest son got 1/9 of 18 = 2 cows. Since 9+6+2=17 the cows could be divided among the three brothers in such a way that the borrowed cow was left over, and could be returned to its owner.
5/5.    Fill the 5 gallon bucket and use it to fill the 3 gallon bucket. Empty the 3 gallon bucket. You have two gallons left in the 5 gallon bucket. Pour this into the 3 gallon bucket. Now refill the 5 gallon bucket and top the 3 gallon bucket up from this. You will then have four gallons left in your 5 gallon bucket!
5/6.    You ask one of the guards what the other one would say if you asked him which door is holding back the hungry lion. The answer will be a lie so in fact that door will lead to the treasure and to freedom.